the captain was here, at Ernie's party

Ernie, forever the ladies man. No "all boy" parties for this suave
little dude. In fact, he only wanted 2 kids from his class at his
party -- just two -- both girls! We ordered up bowling shirts and had
a blast on a wintry-mix kind of day in the burbs of chciago. Evely
apparently likes black frosting.

don't like your neighbor's lawn decorations ? Be thankful it's not this!

Can you imagine the traffic this must generate ? Hilarious. This,
friends, is why HOA rules are created.